maximine and minerva’s owl

November 26, 2004

humor, anyone?

Filed under: general — admin @ 8:26 pm

find something in this translation(?)

Chinese Names with Meaning:

> born during the night - Andy Lim
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> born blind - Kenneth Sy
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> born being swindled - Lino Co
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> born while cooking - Nilo Toh
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> born as 10th child - Sam Po
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> born while being courted - Lily Gaw
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> born fat - Bob Uy
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> born cannot walk - Kent Go
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> born little - Kathy Ting
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> born with real estate - Lot Te
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> born different - Eva Yan
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> born with porridge - Lino Gaw
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> born looking for someone - Allen Sia!
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> born while counterfeiting - Faye King
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> born during Sunday - Lyn Go
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> born with malice - Mali Sia
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> born angry with someone - Ally Tan
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> born with picture - Lara Huan
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> born with sweets - Kent Dy
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> born undefined - Sam Ting
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> born while taking a bath - Lily Go
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> born while buying - Bill Li
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> born secretly - Tina Go
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> born ugly - Shiela Yan
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humor helps round up the day, sometimes.

*forwarded to me by a Chinese friend.

November 20, 2004

kwentong UP

Filed under: general — admin @ 2:16 am

Nung huling semestre ko sa UP nakumbinsi ko rin ang tatay ko na patirahin ako sa dorm, para akong nakawala sa bilibid fortress, gabi-gabi basta walang ulap at hindi maulan at walang exams nanduon ako sa UP observatory sa likod ng Sampa dorm at nakatingala sa langit at pinagmamasdan ang mga bituin at planeta. Pinangarap ko pa noon na maka-discover ng kometa kaso di ganoon ka-powerful ang telescope ng UP kaya di ako nakahanap hehehe. Pero ang mas na-aalala ko ay yung mga kawirduhan na ginagawa naming tatlo nila Daday at Cacofonix. Kami yung tipong walang pakialam sa mundo noon, hindi nila ako ka-batch dahil mas una sila sa akin pero ewan ko kung bakit at paano ba kami talaga pinagtagpo ng hanging habagat. Ang tambayan naming tatlo noon ay laging sa FC, kaibigan naming lahat ang mga tao doon except yung mga professors; malapit kami sa mga janitors, custodians, messengers, tindera ng banana-q, tindero ng fishballs at isne (kinoyn ko ang word na ito: pinaghalong mais at mane = isne) na paborito naming isnak. At dahil kaibigan nga namin yung mga janitors, may access kami sa conference hall, minsan ino-on namin yung aircon at doon kami walang ilaw syempre baka mabuking kami ng mga authorities e sipain kami palabas kaya binubuksan na lang namin ang isang bintana para meron kaming liwanag. Si Daday nagdadala ng lambanog na super sarap dahil aged at nilalagyan ng tatay niya ng raisins at chopped apples yata, ninenenok niya sa cellar ng tatay niya. FC ang tambayan namin kasi lagi naming inaabangan yung mga crush namin na professors at lecturers. Pinapadalhan namin sila ng anonymous love letters at pasikretong itina-tack sa pintuan ng cubicles nila, sabay takbo pag may taong padating. Yung mga nabibiktima naman namin syempre eh nai-intrigue, sumasagot lagi dun sa love letters at mukhang nag-eenjoy talaga at laging parang nag-eexpect ng updates at kasunod, ang banidad nga naman :)mga nerdy kasi. Mahilig rin kaming maglakad around academic oval lalo na pag dapit hapon na, pinapanood namin ang paglubog ng araw sa pinupwestuhan namin sa steps ng Quezon Hall. Tapos isang araw, nagka-idea kami na akyatin namin ang tuktok ng Quezon Hall (Admi. bldg.), syempre bawal, pero nung nalingat yung gwardiya sinalisihan namin at libre kaming naka-akyat. Ang sarap sa itaas ng Quezon Hall kasi kita buong Diliman tapos puro puno at greeneries pa ang paligid. Doon kami nagkakantahan at nagkukwentuhan ng kung anu-anong maisipan namin while lying down on the concrete beam that connects its pillars. Doon kami minsan nagpapalipas ng maghapon talking about our dreams and aspirations and other mundane and silly things, and believe me there’s nothing like it. Iba kasi ang perspective pag nasa mataas na lugar, parang you feel so free and detached and powerful because you are above many things, like some sort of escape (hohum)pati hangin mas sariwa ng konti. Naakyat din namin ni Daday ang attic ng Main Library (wala si Cacofonix noon at may sipon yata), ang daming lumang magazines na from mga 1920’s pa, readers digests, liwayway, comic books, old sculptures and art paraphernalias, portraits of statesmen, literary greats, volumes upon volumes of old books, at ang pinakapaborito ko sa lahat: books of Severino Reyes na Mga Kwento ni Lola Basyang, at mga lumang makinilya. Grabe rin ang alikabok, and the smell, my goodness, the smell, musty and old but not offensive, I guess the operative word to depict the moment is ‘whimsical’. It was like travelling back in time. Ganoon siguro ang amoy nung 1920’s, 30’s, and 40’s. Hanggang attic lang kami dahil naka-lock ang pinto palabas kaya di kami nakapunta sa mismong tuktok nung building .

Napagkasunduan din naming tatlo na from Monday to Thursday cheap ang kakainin naming lunch: rice at isang maliit na bb-q at isang damukal na atsara (libre kasi atsara), o kaya monay na ti-noast na ini-slather-an ng ketchup, hot sauce, asin at paminta (o parang pizza di ba?), at kung anu ano pang mura. Ok, ngayon pagdating ng Friday marami kaming pera dahil four days kaming nagtipid eh; kakain naman kami ngayon sa mamahaling restaurant, full course ha, minsan nga sa mga hotels pa eh. Ganun ang gawain namin noon. Minsan may ibang kakilala na sumasama sa amin di kasi maiiwasan, nagpo-potluck naman kami sa UP lagoon may dala pa kaming radio casette at naka tune-in sa MELLOW TOUCH or mga oldies sa DZMB. Isang beses nga sa Wild Life Park pa, kinakanta pa namin yung mga kanta ni Sampaguita, hehehe.

Yung dalawa, siguro nabwisit na sa math at para maiba naman at magkaroon ng diversion nag-enroll at sumama sa isang klase ko sa advanced linguistics (language and context), at dahil advanced nga yung course tatlo lang kami sa klase at doon sa office nung prof. kinu-conduct yung class, sa associate dean’s office ng college of social science dahil associate dean yung prof. puro kahihiyan ang inabot ko dahil nirekomenda ko sila dun sa prof. at tinanggap naman sila ng taos puso sa klase pero yun pala tutulugan lang, sa harap pa mismo nung prof. ha habang nagle-lecture at pinag-uusapan namin si Descartes at Chomsky. Kahit ilan beses ko ng sipa-sipain sa paa at sundutin ng dulo ng payong sa tagiliran ayaw pa rin magising nung dalawa, mamatay-matay ako sa kahihiyan dun sa prof. patay-mali na lang yung kawawang professor. Pero ang talagang pinag-enjoy-an namin na klase ay yung creative writing course ni Prof. Sikat. Nagsulat kami ng mga maikling kwento tapos diniscuss namin sa klase, super enjoy kami doon. Yun namang kwento sa speech class, ganito nangyari don: magkapartner kami ni daday gumawa ng report at dahil interesado na rin ako sa mental illness noon pa sinuggest ko sa kanya na mag-interview kami ng isang borderline luka-luka, pumayag naman si daday. ang problema walang time pumunta sa mental, eh nagkataon nandun naman si cacofonix, so sabi ko si cacofonix na lang interbyuhin namin ililibre na lang namin ng royal true orange at hi-ro choco cookies pagkatapos. pumayag naman si cacofonix ang venue doon sa isang sulok sa econ. bldg. naka-tape pa nga yung interview eh, very convincing na luka-luka si cacofonix, ang galing mag-digress at mag- off tangent at mag halu-halo ng sagot sa mga tanong. convincing enough na nakakuha kami ni daday ng 2.25 na grade sa speech, mahirap pa kausapin yung teacher na si Josie and the Pussycats pero binigyan kami ng 2.25 happy na rin kami ni daday.

Tapos nung huling semester na nung dalawa medyo nagkawatak-watak na kami kasi medyo intense na kailangan yung focus sa academic dahil pa-gradweyt na sila. Dumalang na kaming magkita-kita pero kahit paano nagkikita-kita pa rin. Palagi na akong nag-iisa nung last semester pero naging barkada ko naman si tito Ding (Hi tito Ding! hope you’re having a great time up there in heaven, or wherever :) , isang prof. sa History na super bait at naging tataytatayan ko, at si Lorraine, at si Bobby T. and the brilliant (the late) Silvino Epistola na hingian ko ng pisong pamasahe sa ikot jeep. Hanggang matapos ko na rin yung course ko at mapatapon na ‘ko sa Estados Amerika para sa grad school. Ahh memories….

kiDs are fUn–Ny

Filed under: general — admin @ 1:57 am

I worked with some really smart - most of them gifted, one, for instance, was only three but could read Discover Magazine upside down (the magazine not the kid :). I had no idea why he liked reading it upside down. My professor said there was something different about his brain structure(?) - and precocious kids for a few months as a requisite for a research paper on Psychometrics several years ago when I was still based in that cesspool city in California. My adviser had assigned me to work on a three-year old girl who, fortuitously , was the daughter of a famous Hollywood producer/director/actor (got to meet some famous movie stars, in the flesh, too).

One day, the little girl, sitting in the back of my car ensconced in her cushy child seat as I was driving her home from her preschool which was just a few miles away to their Malibu Beach abode, in an adult-like tone of voice and with absolute conviction said to me,

” Pardon me, I do not wish to be rude but are you aware that you are driving without your seat belt on, not only is it a law that we all should obey but it’s also making me very nervous and I’m afraid I might have a heart attack “.

I cracked up and nearly swallowed the jawbreaker candy I had been sucking on.

I also had this then soon-to-be three year old niece (this was also years ago) who had also shown precocity in linguistic intelligence as she could speak in long straight sentences in English as well as in Tagalog and could code-switch as if it’s the most natural thing for a child her age. She could even sing Don’t Cry for Me Argentina and Petula Clark’s Downtown with a shrill. Anyway, I just got back from shopping one late afternoon, as I was unloading my loot on the bed, which included some Victoria’s Secret undies, she came up to me and said, “Ay lace panty! nagpa-panty ka ng ganyan? ako bayaran mo man ako ng 100$ di mo ko mapag-papanty ng ganyan, makati yan di ba!”, and then walked out of the room nonchalantly.

Children are my favorite lot, they are always candid and they say and do the most wonderful and amusing things; given constant and proper intellectual stimulation they could easily beat adults at reasoning; a lot of kids are a lot smarter than most average-thinking adults. really.

I also remember a scene in the movie Schindler’s List where there was a Nazi officer interrogating a group of adult and kid prisoners about someone who had done something that made him pissed off (I can’t recall exactly what) and had threatened to shoot them all one by one if the culprit didn’t step forward or if none of them would point at whom it was. The Nazi went ballistic, shot one guy dead and said, “Tell me who did it or I’ll shoot the rest of you one by one”, and then out of the blue a little boy at the back of the pile pointed at the dead guy and blurted out “it was him!” and the Nazi let them all go. I think it’s Steven Spielberg’s homage to the smarts of kids in that movie.

To those of you with children, here’s a thought, and a mighty good one at that:

“Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.
For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday…..

- Kahlil Gibran

I’m dying to have my own kids

November 15, 2004

me and a bit more of that “death catharsis”

Filed under: general — admin @ 1:48 am


***c’est moi*** Posted by Hello

I translated this poem, ‘When I Am Dead’ by Christina Georgiana Rossetti into Tagalog, not that great but it was fun maghasa ng dila at utak. No, I’m not obsessed with death or dying it’s just my way of dealing with the toughts of it and the thoughts of her

sa pagpanaw ko aking mahal
awit ng lumbay huwag ialay
tanim mong rosas di rin hangad,
mga sangang malilim man
sa ulunan nitong himlayan;
bagkus ikaw ang maging halaman
malago sa puntod kong kalalagyan
hamog at halimuyak matamis,
mula sa iyo lamang
kung ito’y iyong maaala-ala
at di malilimutan.

di ko na mababanaagan
anino ng araw,
di ko na madadapyo
mga patak ng ulan,
di ko na mariringgan
panaghoy ng isang ibon
na tila nasasaktan.

at pag-asam sa liwanag
na wari’y di sisikat,
o dili kaya’y lilisan;
at kapag pinalad man
maaala-ala at malilimutan.

*Copyright Tagalog Translation By Atinna, Nov. 2004
With all due respect to the late poet Christina Georgiana Rossetti (1830-1894)

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(original)

When I’m dead my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With flowers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt forget.

I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That does not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.

November 9, 2004

just a thought

Filed under: general — admin @ 2:18 am

“For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. For what is to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun?

- The Prophet

“Death is a fearful thing. And shamed life a hateful. To die and go we not know where; to lie in cold obstruction and to rot.”

- Shakespeare

Pag ako namatay ayaw kong ilibing ako, mas gusto kong sunugin na lang tapos yung abo ay ikalat sa paanan ng isang bundok at isama sa mga puno (kailangan pa kaya ng permit ito?). tapos yung bungo at mga matitigas na buto na natira at hindi na-abo ng apoy ay iyon na lang ang ilagay sa puntod o sa nitso kasama ng ibang yumao na kapamilya. ayaw ko ngang kainin lang ng mga uod at bulate ang katawan ko, kadiri! kahit sabihin pang dedo na ‘ko at di ko na malalaman ‘yon ay ayaw ko pa rin. at isa pa nga pala, kung intact at walang damage ang lahat ng organs na pwedeng i-donate, gusto kong i-donate lahat: mata, puso, kidney, liver, lungs, brain (brain!?, nagagawa na ba yon?), etc. may pagka morbid ‘to pero ito ang gusto kong mangyari. i mean, it’s not that i’m looking forward to that day or anything, pero iba na yung ready na di ba?

naiba kasi lahat ng perception ko sa death, and life for that matter, mula ng mamatay ang kapatid ko. who would have thought that she was gonna die; she was at her prime, succesful, very active, everyone around her or who had known her loved her. she was a very generous person, a great cook, and very beautiful within and without. tapos biglang namatay! not fair. yun na nga kaya sabi ko sa sarili ko, pag oras mo oras mo at walang makakapigil dito kahit na pinakamagagaling pang surgeons at doctors sa buong sansinukob ang gumamot sa ‘yo. meron ngang iba talagang nasa stage 4 na yung cancer nila nabubuhay pa ng ilan pung taon eh, tapos yung iba naman na napakalakas, nasa kanilang prime at healthy bigla nalang masasagasaan ng eroplanong bumagsak sa kalsada! o kaya bigla na lang tumimbwang and dropped dead of no apparent cause sa train or sa tennis court. mystery talaga ang life. kaya isa pang nasabi ko sa sarili ko, isang beses lang naman tong buhay na to, isang beses ka lang nasa mundo kaya pairalin na lang ang pagiging pleasant (huwag maging bitchy or asshole-y) kung kaya naman maging. sayang kasi eh, sayang ang panahon at pagkakataon na gugugulin mo sa pagiging iritable at pain in the ass. mas mabuti yung pag wala ka na sa mundong ito, maaalala ka ng mga kakilala mo as someone pleasant and decent and kind. medyo hodgy-podgy na tong entry na to but so what ito ang tumatakbo sa utak ko ngayon eh kaya sige lang.

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